# 1: I can't stand to be alone anymore!
# 2: When were you ever alone?
# 1: You know... I want to find love... a real love!
# 2: Like in fairytales? (laughs)
# 1: NO! Not like that duh!
# 2: Good... because I think we're out of princes.
# 1: Stop joking! I'm empty... I really need love.
# 2: Are you saying you don't have love in your life?
# 1: Yes... that's what I'm saying.
# 2: Honey... I have never seen you be without love. Do you just want to be in a couple?
# 1: I want to have a special someone. I should've found that person by now! I'm not getting any younger you know?! And neither are you! How can you be so calm? Don't you worry about it?
# 2: I worry about a lot of things... and you, from where I stand, you have a lot of special someones in your life... you know you can't deny it. So STOP feeling pity on yourself, and crying for what you think you don't have and open your eyes and see what you have and how you can accomplish what you don't have yet.
# 1: I'm unhappy! I need someone to make me happy...
# 2: Oh babe... there's noone that will make you happy... you need to find within yourself the ability to be happy!
# 1: But I'm incomplete and I need to find my better half.
# 2: There's no such thing as a better half! You are a complete person! You're not a half person, so there's no half of you lost in the world waiting to be found...
# 1: Well... What you're saying makes sense... but still... I want to go out together and hold hands!
# 2: Here... you can hold my hand whenever you want to... Let's go and have a beer or two.
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